Britney Spears is known as many things.
You may know her as Britney Spears the vocalist...
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...or Britney Spears the global-warming warrior...
...a younger Meryl Streep...
...the Steve Jobs of whale tail...
...or a prolific painter of leaves more gorgeous than anything what's-his-face Mr. Starry Night did.
Britney Spears can do it all.
But did you know that she's actually a gorgeous photographer of really hot, mostly naked men?!
Because damn, of course she is.
So, if you didn't know already, Britney is dating + banging a really hot dude who, frankly, makes Tree Man look like a damn stump.
He also has an Instagram account, and like most fitness models' accounts, it is filled to the brim with thirst traps.
But there are a few thirst traps that are especially special because they were taken by Britney herself.
Last week Sam uploaded a series of photos with this caption:
That means Britney took this picture:
This one:
And this one:
DNA magazine has been canceled, Playgirl has been put on hiatus, and Terry Richardson is finally out of a job. Miss Britney Spears has out-photographed you with three simple thirst-trap shots.
AND THAT'S NOT ALL, FOLKS!
Sam posted another Britney Spears original photograph a few days later.
