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It's Spotify Wrapped Day!
For those who don't know, Spotify Wrapped is a very important day for the homosexual community.
good morning gay people only, spotify wrapped is out
It's practically a gay holiday.
SPOTIFY WRAPPED IS OUT I LOVE GAY PEOPLE
Some call it Gay Christmas.
spotify wrapped the new gay christmas
Others call it the Gay Met Gala.
spotify wrapped is out, what y’all wearing to the gay met gala ?
Either way, it's the one time of year when gay people are exposed by a music streaming service.
spotify wrapped really exposed my gay ass 😭
They *know*.
spotify wrapped said i diagnose you with gay
Like, really, really know.
Not only is Wrapped Day about exposing homosexuality.
gay gay gay gay and — *checks notes* — gay
But it also doubles as Mental Health Awareness Day.
spotify wrapped is like, yes we know youre all gay and depressed but here is ✨proof✨
From "Hi gay."
Spotify said “hi gay”
To "Tell me I'm gay without saying I'm gay."
my Spotify Wrapped, also known as "Tell me im gay without saying im gay."
Spotify has a *different* way of calling people gay slurs.
Spotify just called me gay in 5 different slurs
Imagine if they had Spotify Wrapped 20 years ago?
mom Spotify just called me gay
Coming out of the closet would have been a totally different experience.
Didn’t know how many of my friends were gay til I saw their Spotify wrappeds
So yeah, Happy Wrapped Day to all those who celebrate.
Spotify Unwrapped basically just shows us which gays already go to therapy and which gays need to.
And thank you Spotify for, yet again, calling us out.
“your top moods were wistful and yearning” actually means “youre gay” spotify told me
In conclusion, check in on your friends with Apple Music.
I feel bad for all the apple music users who will never experience the joy of the gay superbowl that is spotify wrapped
Sorry to those gays without Spotify.
Am I still gay if I don’t have a Spotify wrapped? 🥺
Maybe next year.
spotify is here to confirm that yes i'm still gay
I'll leave you with this thought, because I always wonder the same thing:
I wonder what a str8 man’s Wrapped looks like? I guess there’s no way of knowing.
Bye!
