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18 Shady, Yet Funny Amazon Reviews About Pop Divas

Amazon reviews are funny and weird.

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Before stupid YouTube comments or dumb-ass Facebook replies, there were shitty Amazon reviews. The following is a collection of reviews about all of your faves' first album or single. Enjoy!

1. Lady Gaga, 2008.

Via amazon.com

A review of her first album, The Fame: "Yeah, sing about riding people's disco sticks and you got yourself a hit album for the year 2009. Yawn. If you like Lady CaCa, get a clue."

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2. Rihanna, 2005.

Via amazon.com

A review of her first album, Music of the Sun: "Sounds like Beyonce with the flu. Nasal and flat and desperate. I wonder how this girl got a record deal as there is ont a single stand-out track here. very like the Pussycatdolls in many ways."

3. Britney Spears, 1999.

From a review of her first single, "Baby One More Time": "No offense Brittney, but your vocals give me and my friend a headache at times. Its sounds cool at some parts in the song, but you really need a new vocal coach. I think it's also sad how you always use *NSync and Justin Timberlake as a way to get attention. My God! We've heard it enough about your first stupid kiss with Justin! I'd give the song 5 stars, but britney gets 1. I don'y expect her to be more than a 1-hit wonder."

4. Beyoncé, 2003.

Via amazon.com

A review of her first album, Dangerously in Love: "This c.d. was so dissapointing. I am a big fan of Destiny's child, and bought Kelly Rowland's cd and Michelle's and loved them, but this c.d. was so bad. Crazy in Love sounds like the only decent song to listen to. I tried listening to this cd 3 times, but i can not stand it anymore."

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5. Katy Perry, 2008.

Via amazon.com

A review of her first album, One of the Boys: "The music is like Kelly Clarkson and Avril Lavigne got together and had a satan child. The content is nothing but gender stereotypes and stupid clichés. If you have any taste, you will avoid this album at all costs."

6. Avril Lavigne, 2003.

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A review of her first album, Let Go: "Why do people like Avril? Shes just another Teenie Bop Idol. I hate her! I'd rather listen to classiscal music than this stupid 'teen' stuff. She thinks she punk even though shes just some dam Canadian!"

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7. Miley Cyrus, 2008

Via amazon.com

A review of her album Breakout: "I believe that children and parents will be highly disapointed in cyrus' newest cd "BREAKOUT".I couldnt wait to "BREAKOUT" this cd from my cd player and put in something worth listening to. The only reason i gave it one star is because there is no zero star."

8. Pink, 2000.

Via amazon.com

A review of her first album, Can't Take Me Home: "This Disc is Very Boring.Pink has Leftover Toni Braxton Songs.She Sounds Like a 5th Member of Destinys Child.and that's not saying much.How Many Folks are Gonna Ride Timberland's Beats? Enough Already.Very Predictable&Formula Sounding."

9. Gwen Stefani, 2004.

Via amazon.com

A review of her first solo album, Love. Angel. Music. Baby.: "Gwen, you owe me $10, an hour of my life and an ear enema."

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10. Jennifer Lopez, 1999.

Via amazon.com

A review of her first album, On the 6: "I advise anyone who likes music not to buy the album, the only good song is "If you had my love" than they just kept getting worse, "waiting for tonight" was so bad the words were ridiculous and its mostly sung by back up singers, and than her duet with marc anthony is really bad if i could i would return the album. don't buy it, trust me."

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12. Christina Aguilera, 1999.

Via amazon.com

A review of her first album, Christina Aguilera: "I actually think Britney Spears' album is more interesting, and her voice drives me nuts! Riding "Genie in a bottle" 's success will be easy, but I'm sure she'll be gone before long. So better luck next time, CA."

13. Selena Gomez, 2009.

Via amazon.com

A review of her first album, Kiss & Tell: "Her songs are stupid her voice sucks and what kind of cd cover is that???????? Selena...go do us a favor and never show your face again!!!!"

14. Taylor Swift, 2007.

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A review of her first album, Taylor Swift:"If she can expand on her writing abilities, Swift may be able to put together a career in songwriting. She will need that in order to stay in the music industry because her 'mediocre' singing will catch up to her within a couple years. You could say that she has an 'expiration date' stamp on her forehead and her record label is gonna use her up as much as they can before then because they see it coming down the road."

15. Kelly Clarkson, 2003.

Via amazon.com

A review of her first album, Thankful: "BUY CLAY AIKENS CD INSTEAD.

HE IS VERY GIFTED AND HAS AN INCREDIBLE VOCAL RANGE.KELLY HAS NO TALENT!BUY THE VERY BEST OF CHER CD INSTEAD.Dont buy this cd

THANKFUL.ITS ONE OF THE WORST CDS EVER PRODUCED.AWFUL,AWFUL,AWFUL."

16. Adele, 2009.

Via amazon.com

A review of her first album, 19: "Not much to say about this album. Well, her voice is very annoying and she's not a good singer either. Definitely find something else."

17. Nicki Minaj, 2010.

Via amazon.com

A review of her album, Pink Friday:"nicki minaj proves on her debut album that she has no talent she is annoying dumb and stupid and unintelligent thats why i no longer like rap and hip hop music because of young money drake lil wayne nicki minaj etc etc etc etc etc etc etc you want real music look elsewhere because you will not find real music on this cd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

18. Paris Hilton, 2006.

Via amazon.com

A review of her first single, "Stars Are Blind":"Stars Are Blind is catchy, funny, a perfect summer song!!!

5 stars with certain!!!"

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