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Even If You Hate Politics, You'll Probably Laugh At These 35 Jokes About The State Of The Union

Even if you don't like politics, there's a *chance* you'll like these jokes.

The State of the Union address was last night, which is basically the Super Bowl for people obsessed with politics.

Biden in a blue suit pre–State of the Union address, looking shocked

Because my timeline is full of nerds crackin' jokes, I've compiled some of the best ones. Enjoy.

1.

Deleting Hinge.... again. https://t.co/83xGlhzwVi

— FGvW (@FatGirlvsWorld) March 8, 2024
C-SPAN / Via Twitter: @FatGirlvsWorld

2.

It's me. Hi. I'm the problem. It's me. pic.twitter.com/PbiV6Mnaoh

— Melissa Murray (@ProfMMurray on Threads 🧵) (@ProfMMurray) March 8, 2024
MSNBC / Via Twitter: @ProfMMurray

3.

me texting “lol that is so funny” https://t.co/aX2u81rPML

— Adam Smith (@asmith83) March 8, 2024
C-SPAN / Via Twitter: @asmith83

4.

Pretty sure this is one of the Lollipop Kids https://t.co/99yeX23SMp

— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) March 8, 2024
Twitter: @rbeggin / Via Twitter: @pourmecoffee

5.

My toddler when he sees a dog he’s never seen before pic.twitter.com/fLtthbp53p

— Matt Margolis (@ItsMattsLaw) March 8, 2024
CNN / Via Twitter: @ItsMattsLaw

6.

Why is Marjorie Taylor Greene dressed like the road manager for satan’s traveling accordion band? pic.twitter.com/4HHMotOytx

— Renee (@PettyLupone) March 8, 2024
Fox / Via Twitter: @PettyLupone

7.

when you’re in an argument and they’re low key making good points pic.twitter.com/lHvfiQA2rd

— Jessica (Ka) Burbank (@JessicaLBurbank) March 8, 2024
Twitter: @JessicaLBurbank

8.

Does the back of Biden's blazer have a screen playing Pornhub? pic.twitter.com/8mVe7z6WiM

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) March 8, 2024
Twitter: @TheDailyShow

9.

Wow. Is that a Subzero refrigerator with matching panels? Opening price point is more than $10,000 before customization. https://t.co/IvtiprL3st

— Jen Taub (@jentaub) March 8, 2024
Twitter: @KatieBrittforAL / Via Twitter: @jentaub

10.

honestly, so real. pic.twitter.com/T99rEFYGNd

— Annie Wu⸆⸉ (all socials: @annie_wu_22) (@Annie_Wu_22) March 8, 2024
Twitter: @Annie_Wu_22

11.

You’re telling me this isn’t an episode of Veep? #SOTU2024 pic.twitter.com/PCL1WpiwiP

— Kelley 🌙 (@kelleymcgrathx) March 8, 2024
Twitter: @kelleymcgrathx

12.

Absolutely nothing creepier than a republican theater kid pic.twitter.com/REp9XMgmug

— GL (@gldivittorio) March 8, 2024
PBS / Via Twitter: @gldivittorio

13.

This is what the Republican nominee for President is currently doing. pic.twitter.com/fFpS9Ts28O

— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) March 8, 2024
Twitter: @notcapnamerica

14.

men will look at you like this when they lean in to kiss you pic.twitter.com/hYbzQVBzFb

— Joshua Rush (@JoshuaRush) March 8, 2024
Twitter: @JoshuaRush

15.

The drunk uncle trying to vibe with us on the shuttle back from the wedding he wasn't technically invited to https://t.co/9BG8t8rdeR

— Betches News (@Betches_Sup) March 8, 2024
C-SPAN / Via Twitter: @Betches_Sup

16.

When your son is home checking your browsing history pic.twitter.com/pKLlfk7XR9

— B.W. Carlin (@BaileyCarlin) March 8, 2024
Twitter: @BaileyCarlin

17.

When your face comes up on the Jumbotron pic.twitter.com/A6UJjmMmWP

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) March 8, 2024
MSNBC / Via Twitter: @TheDailyShow

18.

jessie, i sent the wrong batch to Joe, we got to stop him pic.twitter.com/OuuLvXB0Qz

— Ebolaman (@ebolaman131) March 8, 2024
FX / Via Twitter: @ebolaman131

19.

It is so weird that they all dress like Trump now. https://t.co/P6nIxlXhtv

— Tim Miller (@Timodc) March 8, 2024
CNN / Via Twitter: @Timodc

20.

Me in the audience when Nicole Kidman says “We come to this place for magic” pic.twitter.com/Asn6RXDXJ5

— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) March 8, 2024
MSNBC / Via Twitter: @ditzkoff

21.

Renewing your wedding vows like pic.twitter.com/jpZryjEuve

— organizermemes (panda era) (@OrganizerMemes) March 8, 2024
Twitter: @OrganizerMemes

22.

when the bar closes but the afters are just starting pic.twitter.com/ewHR93VYDH

— Josh Sorbe (@joshsorbe) March 8, 2024
ABC / Via Twitter: @joshsorbe

23.

Biden shaking hands after the #SOTU pic.twitter.com/WMoGc9t0Oe

— organizermemes (panda era) (@OrganizerMemes) March 8, 2024
Twitter: @OrganizerMemes

24.

WHERE ARE THE CALLBACKS BEING POSTED??? KATIE IS LIKE FREAKING OUT!!! pic.twitter.com/0S9kiAK4jA

— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 8, 2024
Twitter: @michaelianblack

25.

me and my nemesis waiting for some other folks to hop on the zoom pic.twitter.com/WrHwRSHWVG

— Jason Sparks (real) (@sparksjls) March 8, 2024
CNN / Via Twitter: @sparksjls

26.

when she saw him and he saw her. pic.twitter.com/ANJPmnALK4

— Florida Chris (@chrislongview) March 8, 2024
Twitter: @chrislongview

27.

not sensing a lot of warmth here pic.twitter.com/W47iD7iLs1

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 8, 2024
CNN / Via Twitter: @atrupar

28.

Getty Images / Twitter: @JoshuaRush / Via Twitter: @nagy_minaj

29.

Mike Johnson trying to decide how to respond to critiques of Putin. pic.twitter.com/anC2UcF2hn

— Tim Miller (@Timodc) March 8, 2024
Twitter: @Timodc

30.

When HR gets added to the calendar invite pic.twitter.com/uHAhusqgyA

— The Random Recruiter (@randomrecruiter) March 8, 2024
CNN / Via Twitter: @randomrecruiter