1. Attn. Attn. #teamthirst and people who take great pleasure in spotting a rogue celebrity bulge, as BuzzFeed’s resident dick detective and penis P.I. I am here to bring you the truth and sometimes that truth isn’t always what you want it to be.
2. Earlier this week, The Gaily Grind posted a significantly hefty picture of Nick Jonas’ bulge.
3. I was immediately in awe, in all my years as the bulge bloodhound it’s quite rare to see bulge quite this fleshy.
5. After some conclusive staring, it appears that Nick Jonas’ bulge isn’t that big.
6. Don’t get me wrong, we still have dick definition, but it’s not that crystal cocking clear.
7. This bulge has been…
- Notorious Mexican drug lord Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzmán has been extradited to the United States to face multiple charges.
- The turnout at Trump's inaugural concert was much smaller compared to the crowd that showed up for Obama's 2009 celebration.
- Donald Trump's pick for treasury secretary, Steve Mnuchin, was grilled by Democrats over his time leading a mortgage company that carried out over 36,000 foreclosures.
- A majority of American adults get news from Facebook, according to a new survey by BuzzFeed, but only 18% of respondents said they trusted news from Facebook. ✋ 📰