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We Need To Talk About Maluma's Gratuitous Thirst Traps

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That picture sent me into full gay panic mode, meaning I sent the picture to a private chat FULL of gays. Everyone was like, "MATT, YOU KNOW MALUMA SETS THIRST TRAPS ON THE DAILY?!"

Now, I have heard of Maluma before, I know he's a massively successful Colombian singer and also extremely hot.

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I spiraled. For the next three hours, I scoured the internet looking at shirtless pictures of Maluma, carefully selecting the absolute best ones for my people, the people who thirst.

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Maluma is cool because he is always treating fans to his body. In a vapid world filled with fakes it's nice knowing that Maluma is real. Bodies are beautiful machines and Maluma is taking us for ride with his.

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Thank you for going on that journey with me the end.

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