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Shut Up And Sit Down, Britney Spears Looks Incredible On Her Women's Health Cover

There are two sides to every story. And this is the right one.

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HI HATERS. We have a problem that needs to be addressed.


You see, people are saying that Britney Spears looks "weird" in this photo shoot. That her nose isn't "quite right." That she was "overly photoshopped."

WELL, sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I think your eyes are broken.

I spoke to, like, about 37 makeup artists who have told me that basically y'all are legit crazy because these pictures are SO CLEARLY the product of extreme contouring.


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