1. Hello ladies (term of endearment used for people of all genders), grab your bathing bucket and draw yourself a nice bath.
2. Things are about to get messy.
3. Here it is, kids —> Joe Jonas in her underwear posing awkwardly with a fan.
4. What I would do to be a machine (that fan).
5. What I would do to be the dumpster full of baby oil Joe was dumped into.
6. What I would do to be ANYWHERE near sepia Joe Jonas.
9. Look at this pubic bone vein thing!
10. That slight ass hump! I’m screaming!
11. AND THAT’S NOT ALL! Grab your pool noodles. The flood gates are about to be opened.
- Saturday is Trump's 100th day in office. We found an average of about one false statement per day from him and his aides so far 💯
- A luxury event called Fyre Festival turned into a total shitshow. Headliners dropped out and guests tweeted photos of bare-bones food and lodging 😱
- American Airlines gave workers a raise — to the highest pay in the industry — and Wall Street is furious. The company's stock has been falling since Thursday.
- A teen had a remarkably petty response when her ex asked for his prom money back: She paid him in all pennies 😏