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Jan 9, 2017

The Hardest Ryan Would You Rather Quiz You've Ever Taken

Because I know you've already taken 100 "Ryan" would you rather quizzes. This one is the hardest.

Let's start basic because you know this is going to get NSFW...

  1. Who would you rather have read you a bedtime story?

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    Ryan Reynolds
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    Ryan Gosling
  1. Who would you rather make out with?

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    Ryan Reynolds
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    Ryan Gosling
  1. Who would you rather have phone sex with?

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    Ryan Reynolds
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    Ryan Gosling
  1. Whose nudes would you rather see?

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    Ryan Reynolds
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    Ryan Gosling
  1. Who would you rather have father your future children?

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    Ryan Reynolds
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    Ryan Gosling
  1. Who would you rather have intentionally urinate or defecate on you?

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    Ryan Reynolds
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    Ryan Gosling
  1. Who would you rather receive a "rusty blumpkin"* from?

    *Use your imagination.

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    Ryan Reynolds
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    Ryan Gosling
  1. Who would you rather receive an "Alabama Hot Pocket" from?

    This one is actually a thing. From Urban Dictionary: The art of separating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards).

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    Ryan Reynolds
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    Ryan Gosling
  1. Who would you rather have a threesome with Guy Fieri with?

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    Ryan Reynolds
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    Ryan Gosling
  1. Whose fart would you rather suck out?

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    Ryan Reynolds
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    Ryan Gosling
  1. Whose toenails would you rather eat?

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    Ryan Reynolds
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    Ryan Gosling
  1. Who would you rather move to Utah, become a sister wife, open a butter company, and start a polyamorous family of 12 with?

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    Ryan Reynolds
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    Ryan Gosling

And lastly...

  1. Who would you rather be your boyfriend?

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    Ryan Reynolds
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    Ryan Gosling

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