8 Pictures Of Calvin Harris Literally Just Buying Rugs

    I'm Roger Johnson for Pop News standing outside the arena waiting for Calvin... Oh my God here he comes (with rugs).

    This is a story about a boy named Calvin.

    Early morning, he woke up. Buy, buy, buy, all the rugs.

    It's time for makeup, perfect smile. It's rugs that he's looking for.

    *They go*

    Isn't he loveeeely buying allllll of these rugs?

    *And they say*

    He's so lucky.

    He's a star.

    When he buys buys buys all these rugs.

    *Thinking*

    If there's nothing missing in his life...

    ...then why does he need a bunch of rugs?

    The end.

    *Congrats if you made it through this post of Calvin Harris literally buying a rug*