Welp, in another edition of millennials vs. boomers, we'll be looking at questions both sides need to answer.
1. Question for millennials:
Why do millennials love telling people how much they hate the word moist
Question for boomers:
why do boomers love telling you it’s too cold for iced coffee
2. Question for millennials:
Why do. Millennials. Love writing. Social media bios. Like this. Dog mom. Wine lover. Christ follower.
Question for boomers:
WHY DO BOOMERS WRITE THE EMAIL MESSAGE IN ALL CAPS IN THE SUBJECT LINE.
3. Question for millennials:
why do millennials insist on saying doggo
Question for boomers:
why do boomers say tuesday like “toozdee”
4. Question for millennials:
Why do #Millennials post pictures and announce they “might delete later?” Why even post it then? 🤷🏻♀️
Question for boomers:
Why do boomers post screenshots of their own photos instead of the photo itself? 🧐
5. Question for millennials:
why do millennials love putting “human person” in their bio? what are y’all trying to prove?
Question for boomers:
Why do #boomers include their email address in their email signature?
6. Question for millennials:
why do millennials foam at the mouth over betty white
Question for boomers:
Why do boomers love minions so much?
7. Question for millennials:
why do millennials love gifs that just say “THIS” so much
Question for boomers:
Why do boomers feel the need to include a random gif in every tweet?
8. Question for millennials:
why do millennials still insist on saying shooketh
Question for boomers:
Why do boomers say shit like “quarter till 6” and not “5:45”
9. Question for millennials:
it’s 2020 why do millennials still get upset over vertical videos
Question for boomers:
Why do boomers show up hours before their appointments and get upset when the doctor hasn’t arrived yet? Your appointment is at 9:00 it’s fucking 7:30...
10. Question for millennials:
why do millennials get so offended when a kid likes the sequel to a disney movie better than the original
Question for boomers:
why do boomers get so offended when meat is not 80% of your diet
11. Question for millennials:
Why do millennials think drinking wine is a personality trait
Question for boomers:
why do boomers constantly go on about being tax payers though??? like it’s some sort of personality trait
12. Question for millennials:
why do millennials like bitmoji so much
Question for boomers:
Why do/did boomers like minions so much they're literally yellow pills with overalls
13. Question for millennials:
Why do millennials put “haha” after every text??
Question for boomers:
Why do boomers put “...” all over their texts and emails like they’re constantly suspicious of something
14. Question for millennials:
why do millennials love the phrase “choose joy” like i’m sorry Vanessa but i am just sad a lot
Question for boomers:
why do boomers love to say "shame on you!!!" when they @ brands on social media
15. Question for millennials:
Why do millennials have like 700 followers and act like they’re influencers on their story. Go do your taxes or something
Question for boomers:
Why do boomers act like going through self checkout is literally gonna kill them
16. Question for millennials:
Why do millennials act like answering emails is so hard
Question for boomers:
Why do boomers act like answering the phone is a matter of life or death?
17. Question for millennials:
Why do millennials like the word hubby so much it makes me gag
Question for boomers:
why do boomers love saying "I guess you hated it" when you finish your plate of food
18. Question for millennials:
why do millennials make instagram pages for their dogs ..
Question for boomers:
Why do boomers make so much noise in public restrooms
19. Question for millennials:
why do millennials speak in gifs
Question for boomers:
Why do Boomers speak in all caps like...all the time?
20. Question for millennials:
why do millennials think changing a tire or cutting grass is a personality trait?
Question for boomers:
why do boomers think god can hear their facebook comments
21. Question for millennials:
why do millennials like to quote movies so much??
Question for boomers:
why do boomers write ages with quotes? like 'Happy "21" Bday'
22. Question for millennials:
what the fuck is doom scrolling. do millennials have to name EVERYTHING
Question for boomers:
Why do boomers call it CAMboocha
23. Question for millennials:
why do millennials always wanna mix something with cookie dough
Question for boomers:
Why do boomers skip breakfast, eat lunch at 3 and then dinner at 5
24. Question for millennials:
Why do millennials put everything but the bagel seasoning and sliced avocado on everything
Question for booomers:
Why do boomers always ask rental car agents what to do/where to eat like there’s not a huge fucking line behind you
25. And last but not least, question for millennials:
do millennials have any personality traits beside being millennials?
Question for boomers:
why do boomers think excessive use of genuine exclamation points is a personality trait