Exhibit A: The dog on the left looks miserable and boring. The dog on the right looks flawless and glowing.
Exhibit A: This golden who is so confident about his red hankie that his tongue is hanging out and he doesn't even notice!
Exhibit C: This dog wearing a more demure handkerchief. Classy.
Exhibit D: The spirit that is exuding from this golden. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND HANDKERCHIEFS.
Exhibit E: This golden that will get what it wants because SHE LOOKS SO FUCKIN CUTE IN THAT HANKIE.
Exhibit F: This golden practically oozing self-confidence. LOOK AT THAT POSE.
Exhibit G: This puppy in black. The handkerchief adds a nice detail to her trademark dark eyes.
Exhibit H: Head scarves! They are so versatile!
Exhibit I: Look how dumb the yellow lab looks compared to the golden. Also check out that pose. What an empowered woman.
Exhibit J: This golden that has accessorized her hankie with a cute lil bow.
Exhibit J: Look how fashionably forward this guy looks. A pug could never.
Exhibit K: This golden puppy mugging for the camera. I can find 0 flaws here.
Exhibit L: The smile on this golden's face. Radiant. The handkerchief perfectly accentuates her boyish figure.
Exhibit M: This festive golden. Those eyes. That nose. That hankie. Beautiful.
Point proven. End of story.