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    Are Cristiano Ronaldo And Billy Ray Cyrus The Same Person?

    Twins.

    Hypothesis:

    Cristiano Ronaldo and Billy Ray Cyrus are freakishly and eerily similar. They exhibit many of the same qualities. This means they are the same person.

    Evidence:

    Exhibit A: They both have had, at one time in their lives, blonde highlighted hair.

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    Billy Ray prefers more of the "chunky" variety, but it's still worth noting they've exhibited this "popular trend.*"

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    *lol.

    Exhibit B: They both have an affinity for faded blue distressed denim.

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    Billy Ray likes to "rock" giant holes.

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    Exhibit C: Scarves.

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    This is Billy Ray Cyrus in a scarf on a warm LA day with messy "bed head." Slightly different than Cristiano but whatever. You get the point.

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    Exhibit D: They both generally have questionable haircuts.

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    In Billy Ray's case, his is a crime against humanity.

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    Exhibit E: They both wear sunglasses when they're having their picture taken.

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    Billy Ray also wears a soul patch with his sunglasses.

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    Exhibit F: Earrings.

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    Cristiano is partial to to the ever-popular, diamond studs.

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    Exhibit G: The thumbs up.

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    A favorite move of Cristiano.

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    Exhibit I: The two sure do love a good knitted beanie.

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    They're both partial to grey.

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    Exhibit J: The peace sign.

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    Again, the same.

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    Exhibit K: This face.

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    This is not Billy Ray's face but this is his Louis Vuitton bracelet and heart tattoo.

    Exhibit L: The two love a good sweatsuit top.

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    Billy Ray opts for the baggier variety.

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    Exhibit M: Their love of busy ass prints.

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    Samesies.

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    Lastly, Billy Ray wears turquoise jewelry. This has nothing to do with Cristiano Ronaldo, I just felt like sharing.

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    Conclusion:

    Cristiano Ronaldo is obviously better looking than Billy Ray Cyrus. The two have few things in common but one overwhelming similarity: they are very, very douchey.