It was the '90s and early 2000s. Tips were frosted, sunglasses were tinted purple, tiny baby tees were the norm, and everyone was puffy. There was just too much damn fabric. Here's a list of things you thought were hot: 1. Male crop tops, a shit ton of leather, and bellybutton tats. Rex / REX/Shutterstock 2. This clusterfuck of beading, fabrics, and furs. Nick Elgar / Getty Images 3. T H I C K A S S ill-fitting suits made of carpet and drapes. Lucy Nicholson / AFP / Getty Images 4. Turtlenecks and painted denim. Toni Braxton is literally applauding JC at this style choice like, "Bravo, my gold-splattered denim man!" Getty Images 5. Long denim coats, white guys with cornrows, floppy leather hats, and whatever the fuck Chris is wearing. Lucy Nicholson / AFP / Getty Images 6. Slabbing together pieces of leather like Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas into a fedora. Mj Kim / Getty Images 7. Slabbing together pieces of denim. Bei / BEI/BEI/Shutterstock 8. Greasy-looking boys, in general. RCA 9. Whatever the fuck Chad Michael Murray is wearing. Frazer Harrison / Getty Images 10. All. Of. This. Andre Csillag / Andre Csillag/REX/Shutterstock 11. Strips of reflective tape pasted onto heavy leather clothing. Peter Brooker / PETER BROOKER/REX/Shutterstock 12. No, Erik von Detten didn't just go swimming. It's gel. Jim Smeal / Jim Smeal/BEI/BEI/Shutterstock 13. This GD mess. Rex / REX/Shutterstock 14. Those goggles are making me gag, dahling! Rex / REX/Shutterstock 15. White on white on white with matching fedoras. Rex / REX/Shutterstock Yas Gaga. Slay mama! Rex / REX/Shutterstock 16. See-through shirts and sequin tops. Rex / REX/Shutterstock 17. I think those are vests? Matt Baron / Matt Baron/BEI/BEI/Shutterstock 18. Shirts that are about three sizes too big with backward "newsboy" caps. Moviestore / Moviestore/REX/Shutterstock 19. Cute baby-doll frames with massive leather jackets. Bei / BEI/BEI/Shutterstock 20. Can't forget the frosted spiky tips. Bei / BEI/BEI/Shutterstock 21. And most importantly, purple-tinted sunglasses. Matt Baron / Matt Baron/BEI/BEI/Shutterstock What a time to be alive!