10 Penises People Actually Eat

Which one looks most appetizing to you?

• 1. Goat

  

  Goat penises kind of taste like Venison. They are low in fat and calories. via

• 2. Ox

  

  In China, Ox penises are said to help manliness.

• 3. Sheep

  

  The penis is generally cooked by steaming or deep frying, and can also be eaten raw. Some westerners compare the tastes of some penises with overcooked squid. via

• 4. Cow

  

  Beef pizzle is apparently an aphrodisiac. Owners also give it to their dogs as "treats". via

• 5. Deer

  

  Animal penises are said to be rich in collagen, beneficial for the skin.

• 6. Yak

  

  One Yak penis costs $33.50. via

• 7. Dog

  

  In China, penises are often dipped in soy or hot sauce. The consistency and taste remind one of overly bitter rings of calamari, apparently. via

• 8. Donkey

  

  Donkey penis looks like a streak of bacon and carries the faint taste of pork. One donkey penis costs $23.50. via

• 9. Seal

  

  You can buy dehydrated seal penis here.

• 10. Kangaroo

  

  George Takei had to eat a kangaroo penis on a gameshow in Australia. via