50 Tweets From 15 Years Ago That Won't Make Sense To Anyone Under The Age Of 24

    Everything seemed so innocent. We had so much hope!

    Because everyone is talking about Twitter lately, I thought it would be fun to dig up some old tweets from the very, very early days of Twitter.

    All of these tweets are from 15 years ago, which, in retrospect, was a COMPLETELY different world:

    1.

    Bored at work. Myspace keeps me from going crazy...it's sad really.

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    is highly impressed with the battery life on her new shiny pink Razr phone

    4.

    Listening to Gnarls Barkley on my CD player.

    5.

    Lance from n synch is gay. Geez! Big deal!

    6.

    appear to have misplaced my blackberry. shivers setting in.

    7.

    filling out a survey on Myspace

    8.

    Drinking green tea and pondering the joys of a Blackberry.

    9.

    Chatting in BB Messenger on my Blackberry.

    10.

    man lost season 1 finale was disappointing, I have pop-sci-fi tv blue balls

    11.

    Created YouTube account - life will never be the same again

    12.

    going to blockbuster to rent the Wire season 2

    Twitter: @gristlesauce

    13.

    Twitter: @jlparkernyc

    14.

    learning about myspace, livejournal, and youtube from co-op students... wow

    15.

    Sitting on the couch watching Flavor of Love

    16.

    just replaced aging VCR & DVD players in home office w/a Sony combo unit from Costco.

    Twitter: @retrophisch

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    Working on my myspace profile.

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    20.

    Paris Hilton goes to jail next Tuesday, so my friend is having a Paris-Hilton-Goes-To-Jail party.

    Twitter: @kevincupp

    21.

    is trying to get his CD Burner to work

    Twitter: @dstaley

    22.

    Oh mail woman, how i hate you. Another broken netflix dvd. Back to work :-\

    Twitter: @mybrotherischad

    23.

    trying to record /burn a cd/r from mp3 and it wont let me...ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    24.

    25.

    Watching Rock of Love with Bret Michaels. I love Celebreality.

    Twitter: @mommymadonna

    26.

    dreamt about Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears. must be reading too much thesuperficial.com

    Twitter: @jamin

    27.

    Twitter: @technogeek75

    28.

    I'm probably on Myspace right now...

    29.

    Was planning to redesign my myspace page a bit, but just peeked at the html/layout code... oh the horror!

    30.

    Hoping I get this job at blockbuster!!!

    31.

    Enjoying new Zune. Reminds me of when first got VCR.

    Twitter: @RhoneGallagher

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    Washed up, picked my clothes, charging ipod, on websites, on AIM, and drinking chocolate milk. What can be better? Too bad there's school...

    Twitter: @Cass_Sandyy7

    34.

    Saw I Am Legend tonight on date night. Great movie. Now home chillin w/ Tila Tequila on MTV.

    Twitter: @mehraban

    35.

    excited about the new Flip Video camera!

    Twitter: @SugarCube

    36.

    wishing I was in the Oprah audience on the YouTube day...they all got a Flip camera...a cheap video camera...FOR FREE!!

    Twitter: @SheReads

    37.

    downloading some songs from limewire for my palylist

    Twitter: @pinkcandy

    38.

    I need to come clean.. I like the Miley Cyrus aka Hanna Montana song See you Again.. I admit it. Just bought it

    Twitter: @davepeck

    39.

    Used to b that it was impossible to find beanie babies around here. now theyre all over the place.

    Twitter: @lukenova

    40.

    trying to find a new ringtone. it's difficult to narrow it down, yet I'm too lazy to assign people different tones. lol

    Twitter: @ninakaye

    41.

    Lol fun times with SmarterChild. I told him he is a thug and he said omg I can't believe I'm a thug! Good stuff.

    Twitter: @xAmaax

    42.

    Thinking about Fergie and her London Bridge, what does it all mean?

    43.

    Watching "Dick in a Box" on YouTube. Very silly.

    44.

    Rihanna has her own line of umbrellas? Overplayed much?

    Twitter: @emiliemlara

    45.

    Organizing my Zune library...it's so fun.

    Twitter: @kemmeyer

    46.

    On the train with two hardcore chavs who are taking pictures of each other to put on myspace. I thinks its safe to say its mainstream now.

    47.

    Going to blockbuster for a flick or two.

    Twitter: @DanCaywood

    48.

    Why do I even know who Kim Kardashian is?

    Twitter: @capnshortynoleg

    49.

    Twitter: @_Antonella_

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    Twitter: @Rebecca_M

    See ya later, old lady!