Internet Finds·Posted on Apr 30, 202250 Tweets From 15 Years Ago That Won't Make Sense To Anyone Under The Age Of 24Everything seemed so innocent. We had so much hope!by Matt StoperaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Because everyone is talking about Twitter lately, I thought it would be fun to dig up some old tweets from the very, very early days of Twitter. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF All of these tweets are from 15 years ago, which, in retrospect, was a COMPLETELY different world: 1. Landon Ray @DazedDonger Bored at work. Myspace keeps me from going crazy...it's sad really. 06:24 PM - 28 Sep 2006 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Gemini Pinai @geminipinai I have a MySpace stalker! Grr! 09:23 PM - 13 Dec 2006 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Desi @Fae_Fae is highly impressed with the battery life on her new shiny pink Razr phone 11:31 PM - 26 Dec 2006 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Garry @taper_dude Listening to Gnarls Barkley on my CD player. 12:26 AM - 29 Nov 2006 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. ÄLFĒRD @Pubert Lance from n synch is gay. Geez! Big deal! 12:49 AM - 27 Jul 2006 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Graeme Douglas @graemedouglas appear to have misplaced my blackberry. shivers setting in. 05:34 PM - 28 Dec 2006 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Desi @Fae_Fae filling out a survey on Myspace 04:35 AM - 20 Dec 2006 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Nox @NoxDineen Drinking green tea and pondering the joys of a Blackberry. 12:59 AM - 11 Dec 2006 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Brenda @msbrenda Chatting in BB Messenger on my Blackberry. 09:57 PM - 29 Dec 2006 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Nic 🥑 @Nic man lost season 1 finale was disappointing, I have pop-sci-fi tv blue balls 06:12 AM - 22 May 2006 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Simon I'Anson @simonianson Created YouTube account - life will never be the same again 11:25 AM - 15 Dec 2006 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. gristle sauce @gristlesauce going to blockbuster to rent the Wire season 2 12:28 AM - 28 Jun 2007 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @gristlesauce 13. Jøseph L Párker III™ @jlparkernyc reading Perez Hilton 06:21 PM - 18 Nov 2007 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @jlparkernyc 14. Jesse Rodgers @jrodgers learning about myspace, livejournal, and youtube from co-op students... wow 02:49 PM - 15 Dec 2006 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. M @skymess1122 Sitting on the couch watching Flavor of Love 01:51 AM - 27 Nov 2006 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Chris Turner @retrophisch just replaced aging VCR & DVD players in home office w/a Sony combo unit from Costco. 11:46 PM - 29 Jan 2007 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @retrophisch 17. BK @japhy ordered a video iPod 04:31 PM - 21 Jul 2006 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Jay @jl2im Working on my myspace profile. 03:27 AM - 21 Oct 2006 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. (jeff)isageek @jeffisageek Chatting with friends on myspace 08:48 PM - 01 Nov 2006 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Kevin Cupp @kevincupp Paris Hilton goes to jail next Tuesday, so my friend is having a Paris-Hilton-Goes-To-Jail party. 03:18 AM - 30 May 2007 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @kevincupp 21. Dylan Staley @dstaley is trying to get his CD Burner to work 09:50 PM - 08 Dec 2006 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @dstaley 22. Finky @mybrotherischad Oh mail woman, how i hate you. Another broken netflix dvd. Back to work :-\ 03:41 AM - 22 Mar 2007 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @mybrotherischad 23. strandman @Strandman trying to record /burn a cd/r from mp3 and it wont let me...ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 11:59 AM - 14 Dec 2006 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. naveen.com 🇺🇸 @naveen Just made an awesome Borat ringtone! 02:50 AM - 02 Nov 2006 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. BeeMoQ @mommymadonna Watching Rock of Love with Bret Michaels. I love Celebreality. 03:14 PM - 29 Jul 2007 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @mommymadonna 26. Jamin Hegeman @jamin dreamt about Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears. must be reading too much thesuperficial.com 01:01 PM - 25 Oct 2007 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @jamin 27. Toby Overstreet @technogeek75 Going to blockbuster to drop movie off 03:12 PM - 03 May 2007 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @technogeek75 28. Patrick @Patrick747 I'm probably on Myspace right now... 05:22 AM - 15 Nov 2006 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Scott Fegette @sfegette Was planning to redesign my myspace page a bit, but just peeked at the html/layout code... oh the horror! 04:21 AM - 18 Oct 2006 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Sharon Bowerman @sbowerman Hoping I get this job at blockbuster!!! 09:08 PM - 07 Dec 2006 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Lisa Stein @RhoneGallagher Enjoying new Zune. Reminds me of when first got VCR. 02:49 AM - 28 Dec 2007 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @RhoneGallagher 32. Meikel @meikel napoleon dynamite rulez 08:19 PM - 12 May 2006 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. Cassandra @Cass_Sandyy7 Washed up, picked my clothes, charging ipod, on websites, on AIM, and drinking chocolate milk. What can be better? Too bad there's school... 12:08 AM - 15 Oct 2007 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Cass_Sandyy7 34. Derek Mehraban - The Recovering CEO @mehraban Saw I Am Legend tonight on date night. Great movie. Now home chillin w/ Tila Tequila on MTV. 04:15 AM - 01 Jan 2008 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @mehraban 35. Jessica Hickok @SugarCube excited about the new Flip Video camera! 12:46 AM - 29 Nov 2007 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @SugarCube 36. Becky Rech @SheReads wishing I was in the Oprah audience on the YouTube day...they all got a Flip camera...a cheap video camera...FOR FREE!! 01:06 AM - 09 Nov 2007 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @SheReads 37. Monica L. @pinkcandy downloading some songs from limewire for my palylist 11:40 AM - 07 Aug 2007 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @pinkcandy 38. Dave Peck @davepeck I need to come clean.. I like the Miley Cyrus aka Hanna Montana song See you Again.. I admit it. Just bought it 06:22 PM - 27 Dec 2007 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @davepeck 39. Lucas Qualls @lukenova Used to b that it was impossible to find beanie babies around here. now theyre all over the place. 05:17 PM - 01 Dec 2007 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @lukenova 40. ຖiຖค @ninakaye trying to find a new ringtone. it's difficult to narrow it down, yet I'm too lazy to assign people different tones. lol 05:36 PM - 30 Dec 2007 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ninakaye 41. Troll By Nature @xAmaax Lol fun times with SmarterChild. I told him he is a thug and he said omg I can't believe I'm a thug! Good stuff. 04:00 AM - 20 Dec 2007 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @xAmaax 42. Nic 🥑 @Nic Thinking about Fergie and her London Bridge, what does it all mean? 07:51 PM - 13 Sep 2006 Reply Retweet Favorite 43. chroma @chroma Watching "Dick in a Box" on YouTube. Very silly. 04:46 PM - 20 Dec 2006 Reply Retweet Favorite 44. emilie m. lara @emiliemlara Rihanna has her own line of umbrellas? Overplayed much? 12:42 PM - 08 Jun 2007 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @emiliemlara 45. Kem Meyer @kemmeyer Organizing my Zune library...it's so fun. 09:39 PM - 27 Dec 2007 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @kemmeyer 46. Harj Taggar @harjtaggar On the train with two hardcore chavs who are taking pictures of each other to put on myspace. I thinks its safe to say its mainstream now. 08:20 PM - 14 Dec 2006 Reply Retweet Favorite 47. Dan Caywood @DanCaywood Going to blockbuster for a flick or two. 11:47 PM - 15 Dec 2007 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @DanCaywood 48. capnshortynoleg @capnshortynoleg Why do I even know who Kim Kardashian is? 09:50 PM - 15 Oct 2007 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @capnshortynoleg 49. Antonella Stellacci @_Antonella_ Twittering from my cellphone to facebook 01:34 AM - 12 Jun 2007 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @_Antonella_ 50. Rebecca Atkinson @Rebecca_M Trying to decide if Twitter is a fad 04:31 PM - 09 Nov 2007 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Rebecca_M See ya later, old lady! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF