I woke up this morning expecting a normal Friday filled with coffee, insane boredom, and just a little drama to keep me on the edge of toes! You know, the usual!
Boy, was I dead wrong.
After powering on my laptop and reading *the blogs,* I stumbled across something I surely didn't intend to see.
Could it be real?
Was this the truth?
HAD JOAQUIN PHOENIX *REALLY* DYED HIS HAIR RED?!
Surely, no. There could be no way!
I began to doubt myself.
Why would Joaquin Phoenix dye his hair red?
No, stop it.
Out of all the things that could have possibly happened overnight this...was it!
He had really done it.
People of faith, here it is...
Are you ready?
In conclusion, he looks like a hybrid of Stu Pickles and Chuckie Finster.