Adam Levine doesn't tweet much anymore, but he used to tweet all the time. Presented without commentary, here are the most Adam Levine tweets Adam Levine has ever tweeted.
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Think about the joy the words "penis" and "vagina" have given us over the years.
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Sup twits. I've decided to begin tweeting things again. So I'll begin with just saying "fuck shit ballz" just to test the mic again.
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When someone tells me "grow up" I always answer with, "why?"
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If girls can call us "dudes", then why can't we call girls "chicks"? Some girls get so uppity about that shit.
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Love is my religion.
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Just peed. Gas station attendant yelled at me, so I bought tons of candy.
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Potential new years resolutions: take more hikes. Start smoking. Communicate. Enjoy. Share. Kill my own food. Make friends with a Lion.
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The word Tushy makes me cringe. Ew. Same with poopy. Ew.
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A 4 hour erection sounds painful and downright terrifying. I'm gonna try and stay away from Cialis until I'm about 90.
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I will never apologize for having opinions.
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It's kinda dope to have an earring if you're old.
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I love haters. I'm a hater lover.
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im getting sick of hearing music that makes me feel like im shopping at american apparel for a hoodie that someone else already has.
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Watching gilligan's island ...man that Ginger was smokin hot.
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An ex girlfriend once revealed to me that I was her "mr big". It made me feel awesome until i realized it was a sex in the city reference.
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Sometimes people get all "bullshitty". It annoys me. #saywhatyoumean
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I think that men definitely get some version of a period. And I think I'm in the middle of mine.
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I think I just rediscovered my love for baseball hats. I wore one from age 11 to age 16...every single day.
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I wish dinosaurs still existed. #genuinelymeanthat
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Subject to my first controversial "pat down". Shouldnt there at least be some kinda handjob involved? It's the least they could do.
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I've decided that girls don't fart.
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Seems these days like pop music's central thesis is more or less, "don't worry about it and drink and dance and be slutty and stuff" yikes
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I don't need drugs. I AM drugs!
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The only penis I care to be close to is mine...and even that can be annoying sometimes.
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Should I say something outlandishly douchey so I can accumulate more followers?