Ah yes, Jennifer Aniston at the Academy Awards ceremony last night. She — like always, sweeties — looked cool and great! Radiant!
But that's not what I want to talk about today.
I came to talk about these amazing pictures of her leaving the Vanity Fair afterparty.
I'm obsessed.
OBSESSED!
This one is like "Uhhh, check, please!"
I said, "CHECK, PLEASE!!!!"
And this one is more like "I swear to god if my car doesn't get here RIGHT NOW and I can't order Papa John's before it closes you don't want to see what will happen!"