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Matt Bomer's Ass Deserves An Emmy

It's about time.

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Dear people who decide who win awards or whatever,

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For years now, Matt Bomer's ass has been unjustly overlooked and criminally left out of nominations for the multitude of awards it deserves.

Its performance in The Normal Heart added a unique perspective and crucial drama to the movie. His ass truly performed. And yet, it won no awards.

In Magic Mike, Matt Bomer's ass contributed significantly to the movie and it acted really good and stuff. It made it an entertaining movie. Without Matt Bomer's ass, Magic Mike would basically be Gigli. And yet, it won no awards.

Now, it's time. Matt Bomer's ass gave an incredible, Emmy-worthy performance on American Horror Story: Hotel.

Academy, give this ass awards.

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That crack.

The emotion.

The way it just stood there.

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It was... a truly beautiful performance.

The public agrees:

Reasons I'm watching AHS: -Matt Bomer's ass.

#blessed to have seen Matt Bomer's ass on TV last night

I can still see Matt Bomer's butt in front of me when i close my eyes #AHSHotel

Do what is right. I want to see this in 2016.

#mattbomersass2016.
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#mattbomersass2016.

In conclusion...

matt bomer can stab me in the trachea any time he wants

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