Dear people who decide who win awards or whatever,
For years now, Matt Bomer's ass has been unjustly overlooked and criminally left out of nominations for the multitude of awards it deserves.
Its performance in The Normal Heart added a unique perspective and crucial drama to the movie. His ass truly performed. And yet, it won no awards.
In Magic Mike, Matt Bomer's ass contributed significantly to the movie and it acted really good and stuff. It made it an entertaining movie. Without Matt Bomer's ass, Magic Mike would basically be Gigli. And yet, it won no awards.
Now, it's time. Matt Bomer's ass gave an incredible, Emmy-worthy performance on American Horror Story: Hotel.