There are few things in life I find to be 100% pure, uncontested truths.
1. Beanie Babies were the biggest, most obvious con of our time.
2. Anyone over the age of 55 will never learn how to say "Chipotle."
And 3. Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas Is You" is, without a doubt, the greatest Christmas song of all time. Like, "White Christmas" can rot. "Silent Night" is a joke. And don't even get me started on the "Little Drummer Boy." Trash!
Sooo, it was somewhat jarring to see a woman at the San Diego board of supervisors meeting remake Mariah's song and perform it with a new anti-mandate, anti-vaccine message.
Here's the video:
I’ve never been more ashamed to be an American.
"I don't want a lot for Christmas, just body autonomy. I don't care about the variants, because of natural immunity," she starts.
"Ivermectin, not just horse paste. And hydroxychloroquine," she continues.
"I just want my freedom now. The constitution will show us how. Make my dreams come true. Baby I, end the state of emergency," she wails.
Reaction has been, well, you know:
This is blasphemy. Mariah should sue https://t.co/k8kepdRQEQ
From "I don't know her."
Mariah Carey watching this: https://t.co/tE8pevYK6e
To "this is a war crime."
This is a war crime against Mariah Carey. https://t.co/tL0NzuxcZX
The Lambs are mad!
Mariah should be able to full-on smack her for this https://t.co/HtftuglNWt
ANYWAY, to wrap this up, please stream the original. Mariah needs to go #1 again this year, and promo is promo!
