"Hey, Bub! Welcome to your first day at BuzzFeed! Your desk is over there..."
*Bub walks over to her new desk*
"What do I even do?"
"Well, I guess I make Internet now?"
"Who even is this guy?"
"HELLO THIS IS BUB"
"You want me in a meeting? I'll be right there!"
"OK, Bub, we have a great idea for a piece but we need your help..."
"It's called 'The Most Important Cats of ALL TIME.'"
*Bub looks at the list*
"This needs a lot of work."
"OK, guys, I've seen your list..."
"...and it's not working for me."
*Bub fixes the list*
"Yay, Bub! You just saved BuzzFeed!"
*Bub goes back to work*
"What do you want? I'm doing office."
"It's a phone call for you, Bub. The boss wants to see you."
"Bub, you're the best employee we've ever had. We're giving you a promotion, but that's not enough..."
"...We've decided to rename the Sloth Conference Room in your honor."
*Bub cuts the ribbon*
"OMG it's purrfect!"
The Lil Bub Conference Room, est. November 19, 2012.
"Phew. What an exhausting day. It's quittin' time!"
All photos by Macey J. Foronda.