1. Oh my dear dear Lord. I have sinned! I have a thirst BEYOND all thirsts for the most gorgeous man in all of Australia! He’s a football player named Levi Casboult and DEAR GOD WHAT HATH YOU MADE?!?!?
2. Those thighs. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
3. HOW EVEN THOSE THIGHS?
4. Seriously, his thighs are so beyond control and he looks fucking adorable with a beanie on and I’m in a dry ass desert WITH NO WATER IN SIGHT.
5. “THE THIIIIIIIRST ISSSS RILLLLLLLLL!!!”
6. And that beard. LOL. That beard. What is going on?!
7. He’s lit’rally majestic. Like a flying deity. Like a straight up dream.
8. But back to important things, it’s really all about those thighs.
11. And by nope, I mean “Yes, please! I’ll take 3!”
12. I’ll leave you with his tongue, which is a nice tongue and could be put to good use!
13. Good to know! Be blessed!
H/t Calvin obv.
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