1. You guys, I’m scared.
2. Is it 2004 again?!
3. 2004ney? That you?
4. Do time machines exist?
5. BECAUSE HOT DAMN I BELIEVE THEY DO.
6. Last night, the legendary Miss Britney Spears made a surprise appearance at Elton John’s Oscar party.
7. Wait, oops. Correction: A flawless BRUNETTE legend made a surprise appearance at Elton John’s party.
8. It’s Brunetteney, bitch!
9. LOOK HOW GOOD SHE LOOKS!
10. I AM LITERALLY SPEECHLESS.
13. And everyone felt fortunate to be in her presence. Especially this dude, you should have heard him!
- The election is really, really over now: Jill Stein has dropped her Pennsylvania recount request, making Donald Trump the absolute winner.
- At least 9 are dead and 25 missing after a warehouse party fire in Oakland, CA. Dozens of fatalities are feared.
- Cuba prepares to bury Fidel Castro: his ashes arrived in Santiago Saturday, the city where he declared his socialist revolution victorious.
- This 23--year-old got her lost driver's license back in the mail along with a hilarious thank you note 📝😂