1. You guys, I’m scared.
2. Is it 2004 again?!
3. 2004ney? That you?
4. Do time machines exist?
5. BECAUSE HOT DAMN I BELIEVE THEY DO.
6. Last night, the legendary Miss Britney Spears made a surprise appearance at Elton John’s Oscar party.
7. Wait, oops. Correction: A flawless BRUNETTE legend made a surprise appearance at Elton John’s party.
8. It’s Brunetteney, bitch!
9. LOOK HOW GOOD SHE LOOKS!
10. I AM LITERALLY SPEECHLESS.
13. And everyone felt fortunate to be in her presence. Especially this dude, you should have heard him!
- President Trump addresses the Conservative Political Action Conference, or CPAC, the same gathering he skipped last year amid tensions with organizers.
- Kim Jong Nam, the half-brother of North Korea's leader, was killed with a chemical weapon last week at an airport in Malaysia.
- Caitlyn Jenner told President Trump his administration's rollback of protections for transgender kids was a "disaster" 😳
- Uber's CEO met with more than 100 female engineers on Thursday to discuss sexism and harassment allegations at the company.