In case you didn't know, Kim Kardashian is the Edgar Allan Poe of tweets with only four words.
Pour a cup of tea, pop a squat, and enjoy 18 of her finest tweets with four words.
1.
My foot fell asleep
2.
Do peanuts have carbs?
3.
I love country music!
4.
late night ebay browsing
5.
The pope is dope
6.
Friday the 13th....spooky
7.
Friday the 13th. Owwww!
8.
Work first play later
9.
Craving a Tim Tam
10.
I miss my humpkin
11.
Gay bar time!!!! Woowhoo!
12.
Heading to Toronto, Canada!
13.
You smile I smile
14.
I'm such a LIBRA!!!!!
15.
Smoking cigarettes is disgusting!
16.
I'm naked right now!!!
17.
baking chocolate chip cookies
18.
I spelled pisces wrong....
Thanks for your time.
And thank you for your four-word talent, Kim.
