And now that they’re divorcing, let’s revisit one of my favorite things about the Kanye and Kim era: the $50 million house they bought and all the weird things they did to it.
You most likely know by now that Kim and Kanye basically live in an abandoned museum.
Their house is part "Death Star from Star Wars," has a dash of "morgue," and a sprinkle of "scary convent with a possible dead nun around the corner" vibes.
Their house is, in essence, fit for a cult.
But the house didn't always look like this. Once upon a time, when they bought it, it looked like a normal rich person house.
We found pictures on Zillow of what the house looked like before they renovated it, and really, they did a number.
This was the house before:
Honestly, it's pretty normal-looking. I'm not scared of anything:
But now it looks like this:
This is what the living room looked like before they renovated it:
And the living room now:
Rumor has it they keep Kenny G in the basement and let him out to play on holidays:
Here's what the main stairway looked like before they pumped millions of dollars into the home:
And here's what it looks like now:
As you can see, for Halloween, they like to decorate with piles of pumpkins:
This is their hallway before the renovations:
The hallway now:
Totally not creepy at all!
On Christmas, they decorate with giant Q-tips:
You might even find a baby stuffed in between!
This is what the living/dining room looked like before they cult-ified it.
I like the wood beams.
It's nice.
And here's the living room now:
It makes me feel cold.
This is what the master bedroom looked like before the renovations:
And here's the master bedroom now:
The master closet before renovations:
And this is the master closet now:
The kitchen before the renovations:
The kitchen now:
There's also a humongous pantry:
There's a literal walk-in industrial fridge:
It's huge.
There's a grocery store's entire produce section amount of vegetables:
And 37 varieties of shredded cheese:
Here's what the outdoor area used to look like:
It's very "every single house in Beverly Hills":
Now they have dried trees:
Lastly, the master bathroom before the renovations:
And the master bathroom now:
As you probably know, the sinks have these drains that don't look like drains:
It's very the first Saw movie.
Also, if you're lucky, you'll find Kim just standing there in the shower fully clothed.