Yesterday, Kim Kardashian posted a picture of the inside of her refrigerator which featured lots of milks.
There were two bottles with silly straws. A jar of urine*.
A bowl of air.
And maybe lettuce.
People, like us, made note of the lack of literally anything in her refrigerator.
Then, last night, Kim took to Instagram and dragged the hell out of the media (and us) the best way she knows how: By showing just how insanely and incredibly rich she is.
She gave us a tour of multiple pantries, refrigerators, and a whole other private kitchen.
First, she entered a pantry that is basically the size of a small city's food bank.
Jars on jars on jars. It's very doomsday preppers.
She goes to the back of the pantry and shows off her sprinkles collection.
This particular pantry is like half sprinkles.
Then Kim opens another door to reveal her frozen yogurt machine.
I'm happy to point out that even Kim Kardashian has to put a paper towel down on her frozen yogurt machine to absorb the froyo diarrhea drizzle.
So, after showing her huge-ass pantry off, Kim walks into her SECOND kitchen.
She walks up to a huge door, opens it, and enters an industrial-sized refrigerator the size of a decent sized NYC studio.
It's huge.
There are like 72 varieties of shredded cheese.
Multiple gardens full of organic vegetables.
Many pre-made meals. Multiple swivel wheels of condiments.
She also has 20 loaves of bread.
After the humongous industrial fridge tour, Kim goes to her second pantry.
It also has a ton of food in it.
After the second pantry, she goes to ANOTHER fridge. This one is also full of many many milks.
Then she goes to a freezer. It's full of tons of food.
Basically, Kim has enough food in her house to feed a mid-tier American city.
I'm sorry I doubted you Kim! Forgive me!
