The Funniest Jokes About Joe Biden's Ridiculous 81st Birthday Cake

    Now imagine they were all trick candles.

    Matt Stopera
    by Matt Stopera

    BuzzFeed Staff

    Joe Biden turned 81 on Monday!

    Closeup of Joe Biden and a turkey about to be pardoned
    Andrew Caballero-reynolds / AFP via Getty Images

    The President of the United States celebrated his birthday how any other 80+-year-old individual would: with a fire hazard.

    He joked about it in the caption:

    "Thanks for the birthday well-wishes today, everyone. Turns out on your 146th birthday, you run out of space for candles!"
    @joebiden/ Instagram: @joebiden

    Because the picture is completely absurd, there were lots of jokes...

    nothing has ever been or will ever be funnier to me than this photo of Joe Biden with his birthday cake pic.twitter.com/gbtQn563Ag

    — Danielle Ohl (@DTOhl) November 21, 2023
    Twitter: @DTOhl

    Here are some of my favorites:

    dude will need a fire extinguisher https://t.co/2hBwKiHLc7

    — Rose (@IVYSFOOTNOTE) November 21, 2023
    @joebiden/ Twitter: @IVYSFOOTNOTE

    Next Year's White House Birthday Party Cake for Joe #Biden: pic.twitter.com/zNMSzHYJ4t

    — Tripp Whitbeck (@trippwhitbeck) November 21, 2023
    Twitter: @trippwhitbeck

    Biden trying to blow those candles out: https://t.co/k1DYNE2vvk pic.twitter.com/N8NTXV4FIT

    — Afras Shahnawaz (@Afras_Shahnawaz) November 21, 2023
    @joebiden/ instagram.com Twitter: @Afras_Shahnawaz

    happy birthday Joe Biden pic.twitter.com/8cpBWd620u

    — alex (@alex_abads) November 21, 2023
    Twitter: @alex_abads

    Joe Biden’s 81st Birthday Cake https://t.co/4qNYgiSekh

    — Tide 🇵🇸 (@tidalsounds) November 21, 2023
    Twitter: @tidalsounds

    Last chance to wish me happy birthday, Jack.

    I won’t ask again. pic.twitter.com/Vi98HM9Fpv

    — Dark Brandon (@VoteDarkBrandon) November 21, 2023
    @joebiden/ Twitter: @VoteDarkBrandon

    Joe Biden’s birthday cake.! pic.twitter.com/D7U5QD68mf

    — invisible man (@DMNKNLIL) November 21, 2023
    @joebiden/ Twitter: @DMNKNLIL

    joe biden with his burning cake : https://t.co/g92lAl1LQw pic.twitter.com/7hZC9SF4Cb

    — valerie🇵🇸 (@badpositionz) November 21, 2023
    @joebiden/ Twitter: @badpositionz

    Joe Biden got an Olympic torch birthday cake 🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/4dxXkr1Lje

    — Kellen (@Krush59) November 21, 2023
    @joebiden/ Twitter: @Krush59

    This is how Joe Biden's cake was lit up. pic.twitter.com/sYTFiW4Ojs

    — El Gran Cabron (@SamuraiElf) November 21, 2023
    Twitter: @SamuraiElf

    @joebiden/ Twitter: @soapw1

    Twitter: @swiftietaylor89

    And lastly...

    he is not blowing out those damn candles https://t.co/3rljgfW3Db

    — karena ✩ MOST TARGETED BY WWWY LINEUP (@drrwninglssons) November 21, 2023
    @joebiden/ Twitter: @drrwninglssons