Celebrity·Posted on Jan 31, 2020The 17 Greatest Football Players Of All-Time (As Decided By My Gay-Ass)A definitive and completely accurate list for anyone with taste.by Matt StoperaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Beyoncé Knowles 2. Britney Spears 3. Lady Gaga 4. Mariah Carey 5. Jennifer Lopez 6. Madonna 7. Stacey Fergusson 8. Kelly Clarkson 9. Mary J. Blige 10. Aretha Franklin 11. Beyoncé again 12. Shania Twain 13. Paris Hilton 14. Katy Perry, I guess? 15. Cher 16. Shakira 17. And Idina Menzel Can't wait for the Super Bowl!