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Is "Pay Me" The New "My Neck, My Back"?

Well, damn. This came out of nowhere.

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In the beginning, when God created the universe, the Earth was formless and desolate.

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Then God commanded, “All you ladies pop your pussy like this" — and Khia appeared.

God was pleased with what he saw.

Then Khia commanded, while reclining on a pool chair, “First you gotta put your neck into it. Don't stop, just do, do it."

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All the men obliged.

Queen Khia reigned supreme for what seemed like thousands of years (since 2002). Today, we have a new anthem.

Artemis

Introducing Veronica Vega.

*Sings from the steeple*

"IT MUST BE THE MONEY, 'CAUSE IT AIN'T YOUR DICK."

Enjoy:

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