The legendary, newly single, Miss Britney Spears made her fairy-tale debut with not 1, but 2 blended drinks!
A few days after the blended drink bonanza, Britney went out for a fun little drive with her girlfriend. Little did we know...
BOOM. THUNDER. IT HAPPENED. Subtleney showed us her ring-free hand.
*Ding dong* Then Churchney came out to play.
Even though she was pretty much wearing a tablecloth, Churchney still looked v. cute.
And those legs. Sweet baby J!
A couple days after that, girl got herself a tall Tazo tea!
Did I mention she was glowing again?
Then Shopney came out to play.
With a humongous chai tea, of course!
"Chaiiiiii teeeaaaaaaaaaaa"
"I love being single and I look incredible and I love chai tea, y'all!!!!"
To wrap things up, even Targetney is whistling.
*Whistles* *Drinks orange soda*
