When she's not busy being a seamstress...
This bitch has lost it
...dedicating her time to feeding sorry, poor, and hungry horses....
...turning out said horses for sexy horse music videos...
...or learning that Ryan Seacrest, is, in fact, not actually gay...
Never forget this iconic moment when Britney Spears realized Ryan Seacrest wasn't gay. 😭
Britney Spears is busy making an impact on a destitute Englishman named Ed.
Well, this man named Ed Sheeran randomly uploaded his version of "Baby One More Time" to Spotify and it is, in fact, as I imagine British people say literally all the time, "not too shabby."
Listen to that here:
And lastly, remember, it's 2017 and Britney Spears is just too damn relevant.
The end.