Here I am minding my own ugly business doing my own ugly things drinking out of ugly cups when I'm alerted by email that gorgeous Jennifer Lopez was doing a gorgeous thing and sipping out of a gorgeous cup.
These are the pictures I'm talking about.
*Transforms into gay mode*
Yes, sweeties, your eyes aren't deceiving you. There's a new skinny legend on the block and it's J.Lo's cup!
Bedazzled and beautiful, all eyes on her, ICONIC!, yas kwane!
You are giving me L-I-F-E, Miss Cup. Mariah is SHAKING putting honey in her peasant-ass champagne glass! Canceled and over!