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Dear America, I'm So Sorry But We All Must Support Taylor Swift

I'm not joking.

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Note: Some of you don't understand that I'm in the middle of my "Mariah era." I'm a huge fan and grew up with "One Sweet Day." It's a gorgeous song with a gorgeous message. This isn't a dig at "Despacito," it's more that I love Mariah Carey and I want this for her legacy. It's a fan thing. Thank you and good night.

A few weeks ago, I reported that Mariah Carey was in jeopardy of losing her Billboard No. 1 record because of a certain "Despacito." And now, we're on death's doorstep. So, I'm making another damn BuzzFeed post on it because I FUCKING CARE.

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Why? WELL LISTEN UP, Mariah Carey has held the record for the longest running No. 1 single in the US for 20 years with "One Sweet Day." In 1997 it was No. 1 for 16 consecutive weeks. Now, "Despacito" is VERY close to breaking its record. It has been No. 1 for 15 weeks. I'm shivering.

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Regardless of your previous fan obligations, it's important that we all come together at this time to defend what is right and just about our great nation. That just and great thing is to protect "One Sweet Day" as our longest running No. 1.

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For the next seven days, we are ALL Taylor Swift fans. Mariah is a legend

End of story and God's speed.

Update: I made some slight changes to this post because some of it was coming across the wrong way. I don't won't anyone to misinterpret the post and I certainly don't want to project the wrong message.