Good morning and happy Tuesday.
If you are a homosexual who lives on Twitter, then you've probably seen that today's discourse revolves around the word "ick" and hairy chests.
What is going on why is everyone saying ick and talking about hairy chests???
It's a bit chaotic, and as usual completely unnecessary, but let me explain it for you.
This story begins with some random gay with a random opinion searching for attention. His tweet has been deleted, but it was something like this:
Hairy chests? Ick? Obviously far from the truth.
This prompted gays from across Twitter to post their hairy chests.
I heard hairy chests were icky?
Gay after gay jumped on the trend.
Ick
The revolution had begun.
Apparently hairy chests are ick 🤷♀️
Silenced no more, gays with hairy chests proudly reclaimed their ick.
hairy chests are a massive ick
This gay was celebrating their "ick era."
in my ick era
This gay stood up to the ick patriarchy.
Late to something being ick?
And this gay posted a picture of their hairy chest without even mentioning the fact that he is 6'4".
Ick
A tiny gay miracle right there.
Honestly, this is one Twitter trend I can get behind.
Some people will call this #ick, but I happen to like it. 🤷🏻♂️
It's really not that deep.
hairy chests are massive ick 🤢
And for a brief moment, probably 10 minutes, people on gay Twitter were united before half of y'all were like "I'm muting ick."
This “ick”y Twitter trend got me like…
Though, I will say, some found peace in the whole thing.
Honestly, after the *years* of being so ashamed of my body hair, this whole “ick” thing has me smiling. I literally would pluck, shave, do whatever it took to be smooth (and thus acceptable by the Pretty Gays) when I came out. Now? I’m a fucking gorilla and proud of it. 🦍✨💗
Enjoy it while it lasts!
something something something ick
Because some gays have moved on. If it worked for hairy chests, who knows what else it could work?
Men who want to pay for my entire lifestyle give me the ick 👀
To sum up today's two-hour viral Twitter trend: Gays will do anything to post a shirtless picture.
Gays seeing a viral trend that involves posting their bare chests
Now can we talk about butts?
Gays are just WAITING for some hairy butt discourse
Bye.
