Earlier this week, a version of Britney Spears' "Toxic" without Auto-Tune surfaced online and the general public lost their fucking minds.
You see, it seems like the general public doesn't know that Britney Spears is, in fact, a vocalist.
It's actually quite sad BUT ANYWAY...
You can listen to that here:
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*Puts on my headset and stands on a small box*
My friends, that is not what I want to talk about here.
What I want to talk about is a video that only crazy Britney Spears fans know about...
...a video I show randos and they're always like: "Holy shit. Miss Britney can sing, Alanis is shaking, get it kwane!, blahblahblahrandomgaybuzzwords."
This performance is a huge mystery. No one really knows why, but on two random-ass dates of her 2009 Circus tour, Britney randomly sang a cover of Alanis Morissette's "You Oughta Know," and it's actually fucking great.
Your life is about to change. Watch it here:
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In conclusion, she is a performer. She is a mom. She is funny. She is your friend! She is Britney Jean, a vocalist.
The end.