1. "Fancy" by Reba McEntire
"Fancy" is one of the gayest songs, regardless of genre, of all time. It should be required listening for all gays.
2. "She's in Love With the Boy" by Trisha Yearwood
This song introduced the concept of the "bad boy" into my baby gay life. Tommy, the guy Trisha sings about, seemed hot. Into it.
3. "Any Man of Mine" by Shania Twain
Oh yes, a feminist anthem. This song made me want to be a better woman (and get a man that liked my shitty cooking).
4. "Goodbye Earl" by the Dixie Chicks
Fuck men. Kill 'em all!!!
5. "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Same as above.
6. "The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia" by Reba McEntire
"Fancy"'s cool cousin. Reba dresses as an old lady in the music video too.
7. "Independence Day" by Martina McBride
*Screams* "LET FREEDOM RIIIIIIIING!!"
8. "Who I Am" by Jessica Andrews
*Screams* "I'M ROSEMARY'S GRANDDAUGHTER!!!!!"
9. "Can't Fight the Moonlight" by LeAnn Rimes
Coyote Ugly is historically a very important movie for gays.
10. "The Way You Love Me" by Faith Hill
A great pop video with many looks. Artpop before Lady Gaga messed that up.
11. "I'm Alright" by Jo Dee Messina
I am always here for circular miniature babydoll sunglasses.
12. "Baby Girl" by Sugarland
Many a gay growing up when this song came out imagined leaving their awful hometowns for literally anywhere else. This song is that dream.
13. "I May Hate Myself in the Morning" by Lee Ann Womack
Ah, yes. A song every gay can relate to. Never sleep with your ex. End of story.
14. "Stand by Your Man" by Tammy Wynette
*Sings into a hairbrush at my friend's house while wearing one of their shitty Halloween wigs*
15. "Strawberry Wine" by Deana Carter
Introduced a very important thing, wine, into my life. Actual strawberry wine is too sweet, though. Rosé or bust.
16. "I Just Wanna Be Mad" by Terri Clark
This song was a prominent part of my emo gay phase.
17. "Born to Fly" by Sara Evans
Dear Sara, I am still am waiting for the brown-eyed boy in my future. Find him.
18. "You Ain't Woman Enough (to Take My Man)" by Loretta Lynn
One thing this song taught you: The other girls will never fuck with you.
19. "She's Not Just a Pretty Face" by Shania Twain
I used to pretend this song was about me even though I was a gross, puffy teen.
20. "Maybe It Was Memphis" by Pam Tillis
A great karaoke song for every gay's karaoke song arsenal.
21. "Kerosene" by Miranda Lambert
Another "fuck men" song. This is a trend, if you didn't pick up on that already.
22. "Jolene" by Dolly Parton
I relate to Jolene on Titanic-resting-on-the-bottom-of-the-ocean levels.
23. "She's Got You" by Patsy Cline
This is dedicated to the straight guy in my 11th grade chemistry class that I thought I could convert, lol.
24. "Delta Dawn" by Tanya Tucker
What baby gay doesn't love a woman with a husky voice and a good story to tell?
25. "Not Ready to Make Nice" by the Dixie Chicks
This song screams "fuck everyone in high school!!"
26. "9 to 5" by Dolly Parton
This list needed two Dolly Parton songs. It would be against the Gay Gods to not do so. So here's another. The end.