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    22 People That Should Should Never Be Allowed Within 50 Feet Of An Avocado EVER AGAIN

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    I have been known to use God Warrior gifs to portray my emotions, but rarely do they perfectly, and I mean perfectly, explain and show how I feel in the moment.

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    This is one of those times.

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    The following is a collection of pictures of people who have done terrible, dark-sided things to avocados. I'm sorry in advance.

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    my mom REALLY just cut an avocado like this... no words to express my disappointment

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    My mom thought this was how you cut an avocado.

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    if you ever feel like you don’t know what you’re doing just remember that on worst cooks in america someone tried to cut an avocado like this

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    Today I discovered that my wife cuts an avocado 🥑 like THIS! I’ve married a monster!

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    If anyone wanted a visual of how utterly clueless my roommate is, this is how he cut an avocado the other day:

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    Who f**king cuts an avocado like this?! #ihatewhenmen

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    HOW DO YOU EVEN CUT AN AVOCADO LIKE THIS BYE

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    Why my dad cut an avocado like this I hate it here 🥴

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    This is how my mother cuts an avocado. All of the skin off first, pit still in. Is she a serial killer and should I be concerned

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    What type of monster cuts an avocado like this?? Oh, my guy 😱 #AvocadoTreason 🥑 #HowNotTo

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    Absolutely terrified at how my mom cut an avocado today

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    I need to know who the fuck cuts an avocado like this. Cause wtf !!!

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    My mom decided to eat half an avocado and this is how she cut it. WTF?!?!?

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    lookit how this fool is pretending to cut an avocado 🥑 PHIL! YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG!!!!

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    My gf just cut an avocado like this please send help

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    who the fucks cuts an avocado like dis 😭

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    I just found out this is the way my boyfriend cuts an avocado

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    Who cuts an avocado like this? Monsters.

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    this is an avocado. why did he cut it like this?

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    Why would anyone disrespect an avocado and cut it like this? My head hurts

    Again, I'm sorry. Don't shoot the messenger.

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