Here's how it goes: You're tanning because you want to look hotter and better. You pass on sunscreen because you also love skin damage. You think you're getting "good color" but you're actually just turning red.
*Little Rascals walking into the bank dressed as Amish men voice*
You, my good man, have been reamed by the sun.
This not only happens to ugly normal people like me & you, but also to hot Swedish celebrities named Alexander Scarkldjfasjldkf.
Like I know that feeling of hating yourself, but also am totally enjoying this photo because body.
*2011 Britney Spears voice* Like if I said I want your badly sunburned body now, would you hold it against me?!
Like I know he probably doesn't have his shirt on because his burn is painful and he is probs covered in mad aloe (which never works), but still... I'm like 😏 then 😎
Like what do I have to do to be that curly-headed fellow in that blue shirt clearly thinking about that vitamin D.
