Seriously, This Tiffany "New York" Pollard Interview Is Just, Like, The Best

    I say a lot of things are the best but this is really the best.

    Matt Stopera
    by Matt Stopera

    BuzzFeed Staff

    The (actual) leader of the free world, New York, did an interview with Jesse Lee Peterson and provided us with some *truly* incredible gems, soundbites, quotes, and motives to live by. I HIGHLY recommend taking 45 minutes of your time to watch the whole thing.

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    If you don't have 45 minutes, here's a two minute version.

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    Lmaooooo Tiffany Pollard aka (New York) she play to much 😂😂💀😂🤦🏾‍♂️

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    But honestly, the full 45 is very very very good.

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    And for those who are anti-video, here are some choice quotes...

    On giving Flav head:

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    Interviewer: "Did he ever tell you in private why he rejected you?"

    New York: "It would have been nice if he would’ve told me, especially because I gave him head so many times."

    Interviewer: "You gave him head?"

    New York: "Yeah, come on."

    On the penis:

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    New York: "To me, the penis is such a large symbol of the man. That’s where my head goes immediately: like cock and balls. Boom. Immediately."

    On her dream job, farmer:

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    New York: "Ultimately, I want to be a farmer."

    Interviewer: "What do you want to farm?"

    New York: "Um, tomatoes. And once I heard that rice grows underground, I think with water, I want to learn how to grow rice too."

    Interviewer: "That’s a nice idea."

    On being a masturbation advocate:

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    New York: "I’m an advocate (for masturbation). Masturbation has gotten me through a lot of times through these years. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with it. It’s so funny that we always talk about guys and boys masturbating but we, women, need a release as well."

    On being better at giving head than other women:

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    Interviewer: "Let me go back to the head thing, were you better at giving head than the other women (on Flavor Of Love)?"

    New York: "Well, you know, let’s just be honest: I’m a sexual being. I don’t think there is anything wrong with expressing yourself sexually when the emotions are there. Fellatio, for a woman like me, is no problem. I have ample lip size, conditioning, and structure. I just know how to hold it right. All those things come into play. If you ever want to tighten up those neck muscles, fellatio is the way to go."

    On the blueprint of her life:

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    New York: "I give them the blueprint that I’ve structured for myself: Be yourself, own yourself, don’t let anyone walk all over you, be very opinionated, stay headstrong, and fight to the death."

    On other people:

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    New York: "I’ve never cared what anybody had to say about me. I only go round the bend one time. I wanna have fun."

    Thank you for your time and service, New York. Thank you.

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