The (actual) leader of the free world, New York, did an interview with Jesse Lee Peterson and provided us with some *truly* incredible gems, soundbites, quotes, and motives to live by. I HIGHLY recommend taking 45 minutes of your time to watch the whole thing.
If you don't have 45 minutes, here's a two minute version.
But honestly, the full 45 is very very very good.
And for those who are anti-video, here are some choice quotes...
On giving Flav head:
On the penis:
On her dream job, farmer:
On being a masturbation advocate:
On being better at giving head than other women:
On the blueprint of her life:
On other people:
Thank you for your time and service, New York. Thank you.
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