Remember that ditzy douche-esque blonde bro that Lizzie was superficially attracted to even though Gordo was her one true love and actual real soulmate?

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"If you say 'Ethan Craft,' I swear I'm gonna hurl!" —Gordo

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OK, so Ethan Craft's real name is Clayton Snyder and he's still alive.

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Yes, he takes shirtless selfies.
And may rub cooking oil all over his body.
BUT I AIN'T EVEN MAD.

Also he plays the hottest sport: water polo.
