Remember that ditzy douche-esque blonde bro that Lizzie was superficially attracted to even though Gordo was her one true love and actual real soulmate?
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"If you say 'Ethan Craft,' I swear I'm gonna hurl!" —Gordo
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OK, so Ethan Craft's real name is Clayton Snyder and he's still alive.
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And, get ready for it, he's pretty dang hot.
Yes, he takes shirtless selfies.
And may rub cooking oil all over his body.
BUT I AIN'T EVEN MAD.
Also he plays the hottest sport: water polo.
In conclusion, stay shirtless.
Xoxo.
