Fox News Says Libraries Have Turned Into "Drug-Infested Sex Dens," And People Are Losing It Over This Revelation

    Brb, checking out my local library.

    Fox News ran a story last week about how libraries are unsafe and becoming drug-infested sex dens.

    Five panelists at a desk on the set of "The Five" with a headline about libraries below them

    Yep, you heard that right. Libraries are drug-infested sex dens now.

    Three smiling senior adults using computers in a classroom setting

    People are obviously having a field day over this new intel.

    More reasons to go to your local public library. pic.twitter.com/hAFYEp0sEn

    — Eric Sprankle, PsyD (@DrSprankle) April 14, 2024
    Fox/ Twitter: @DrSprankle

    "See you in the stacks!" one person joked.

    Good morning and see you in the stacks ! 👌🤩 📚 pic.twitter.com/U1T9kIdZ9n

    — John Paul Newman (@johnpaul_newman) April 12, 2024
    Fox/ Twitter: @johnpaul_newman

    "I have not been offered drugs or sex in 12 years of library work, and I demand this injustice be rectified," another person commented.

    I have not been offered drugs or sex in 12 years of library work, and I demand this injustice be rectified 📚 pic.twitter.com/a9kTNwbn9s

    — Andrew Stout (thomasacstout.bsky.social) (@ThomasACStout) April 12, 2024
    Fox/ Twitter: @ThomasACStout

    The whole thing is amazingly bizarre, even by Fox standards.

    Wanting sex and drugs out of libraries is actually part of the woke DEI agenda. pic.twitter.com/joAL3Lp4Tu

    — aj boston (@aj_boston) April 13, 2024
    Fox/ Twitter: @aj_boston

    My personal favorite comment is: "Y'all think libraries got sex den money? In this economy?"

    Y'all think libraries got sex den money? In this economy? pic.twitter.com/4ZfoJVCZb4

    — Annie, MLIS, Big NPC Energy, They/Them/She 🍄 🎮 (@dharmascholar) April 12, 2024
    Fox/Twitter: @dharmascholar

    I also like this one: "It surprised me that Fox News would promote libraries but every little bit helps."

    it surprises me that fox news would promote libraries but every little bit helps pic.twitter.com/1lrkB8Olg6

    — John DeVore (@JohnDeVore) April 15, 2024
    Fox/Twitter: @JohnDeVore

    Either way, I thought you'd want a warning about your local libraries.

    Yes, libraries: notorious nowadays for their debauchery and raucous ragers. Just remember to keep the noise down 🤫 while engaging in all the sex and drugs at your local library📚. pic.twitter.com/9tFbzpxvAn

    — ⒿⒶⓎ ⒷⓇⓄⓌⓃ (@TheMrJayBrown) April 12, 2024
    Fox/Twitter: @TheMrJayBrown

    I guess I need to check mine out!

    i need to go to the library pic.twitter.com/fZqGXvIiSB

    — doe🦌 (@exiliaex) April 12, 2024
    Fox/Twitter: @exiliaex

    See ya there!

    I tried to warn y’all pic.twitter.com/dwEOddh7zl

    — Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) April 12, 2024
    Fox/Twitter: @3YearLetterman