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For Everyone Who Wants "Royals" To Die

It's been real, "Royals," but your time is up. Bye. Hope I never hear you again.

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Long, long, long, ago (what feels like EIGHT FUCKING YEARS but was actually just six to eight months depending on how ~cool~ you are lol), "Royals" was totally a great song!

OMG SHE'S ONLY 16? WHAT?!?! OMG THAT IS SOOOIIII IMPRESSIVE!

You'll never get sick of it! It's just too DARN catchy! ILY LORDE!!!

But then it happened...

It's a straight up Lorde epidemic.

Then the threats began.

It was all pretty innocent until moms got involved.

You started hearing it on hip-hop stations.

At the airport.

Even coming out of GAS PUMPS.

Then the threats got worse...

This man may have even turned into alien Tyra Banks:

Currently, everything is downright dangerous/scary...

So far, there are two known casualties.

This woman's face melted off:

And this woman's face probably melted off too:

It must be stopped, put to misery, and laid to rest.

RIP "Royals."