For Everyone Who Wants "Royals" To Die
It's been real, "Royals," but your time is up. Bye. Hope I never hear you again.
Long, long, long, ago (what feels like EIGHT FUCKING YEARS but was actually just six to eight months depending on how ~cool~ you are lol), "Royals" was totally a great song!
OMG SHE'S ONLY 16? WHAT?!?! OMG THAT IS SOOOIIII IMPRESSIVE!
You'll never get sick of it! It's just too DARN catchy! ILY LORDE!!!
But then it happened...
It's a straight up Lorde epidemic.
Then the threats began.
It was all pretty innocent until moms got involved.
You started hearing it on hip-hop stations.
At the airport.
Even coming out of GAS PUMPS.
Then the threats got worse...
This man may have even turned into alien Tyra Banks:
Currently, everything is downright dangerous/scary...
So far, there are two known casualties.
This woman's face melted off:
And this woman's face probably melted off too:
It must be stopped, put to misery, and laid to rest.