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    For Anyone Who Believes Gerard Piqué Is An Underrated, Beautifully Awesome DILF

    This post is for you!

    Hi! This is a super hot DILF named Gerard Piqué. If you don't know who he is then I feel sorry for you!

    First of all, he's hot. Second of all, he plays soccer.

    Shakira owns him, which blows.

    Buuuuut she also gave him a baby which transformed him into a DILF. DILFs are hot.

    Generally, posting ultrasounds is gross and TMI. When Gerard does it it's adorable.

    Here he is holding his baby and even though his thumb appears to be a baby's arm... it is still hot.

    Can you stand it?

    *Not able to stand it*

    This is what he looks like naked with a soccer ball bouncing on his knee.

    And this is what he looks like immediately after he falls on the ground.

    He's always around a bunch of 1/2 naked dudes.

    Which I can totally dig.

    *Digging this photo*

    *Also digging this photo*

    This is what he looks like with a mustache.

    This is what he looks like lifting up a black rain boot.

    This is what he looks like walking in a white net.

    He also knows Elmo.

    He celebrates Chinese New Year.

    He picks his own mushrooms.

    And shockingly looks good in suits.*

    Via Facebook: 3GerardPique

    *Not actually shocked.

    He models because duh.

    *Duh*

    *Duh again*

    Random note: Even killer whales want a piece.

    Now stretch your neck to the right.

    That feels great.

    Much better!

    Now cry at how ridiculously cute these next two pictures are.

    *Cries*

    Thank you for your time and perfect smile.

    Also your body.

    CALL ME.

    *Goes back to computer and feels sorry about myself*

    You will never be mine...

    Damn you, Shakira.

    Via g3rardpiqu3.tumblr.com

    Damn you.

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