1. The Florida man who really didn't want to wear a mask.
2. The Florida woman who REALLY needed extra dipping sauce for her nuggets.
3. The Florida girl who had a pretty great strategy for getting out of doing her homework.
4. The Florida man who needed a better blonde wig.
5. The Florida man who hung a giant roll of TP in his front yard just because.
6. The Florida man who was using Disney World as his own personal private paradise.
7. The people in Florida who shoved hair dyers up their noses to "cure" COVID.
8. The Florida woman who texted 911 for the wrong reason.
9. The Florida woman who delivered porn-filled Easter eggs throughout her neighborhood.
10. The person with a very literal label for their bag of drugs.
11. The Florida woman selling a chicken tender for $5,000.
12. The politicians who decided that WWE pro wrestling was "essential."
13. The Florida woman who was the last to know about the coronavirus.
14. The Florida man who really wanted his Burger King.
15. The Florida woman who only needed a Band-Aid.
16. The Florida woman who found $8.5 million worth of coronavirus stimulus in her bank account.
17. The Grim Reaper who toured Florida beaches.
18. The Florida man using a drone in a pandemic for all the right reasons.
19. The Florida man who had a little trouble parking.
20. The Florida man with the wrong idea for getting out of an arrest.
21. The Florida man with the fried-chicken secret.
22. The Florida man who had enough of social distancing.
23. The Florida woman who still had candy canes in April.
24. The Florida man who probably shouldn't have been castrating someone.
25. The Florida father and son selling toxic bleach.
26. The Florida men who played Uno in the middle of traffic.
27. All of the people in Florida who drank disinfectant.
28. The Florida chew-and-spitter.
29. The Florida man who just wanted to shoot some golfers.
30. The Florida underwear face mask thief.
31. The passed-out Florida drag queen.
32. The Florida father and daughter who got hit in the head with a bat after trying to get people to socially distance.
33. The Florida man who got angry at some dirt bikers and took matters into his own hands.
34. The Florida man with a spray bottle of "COVID-19."
35. The Florida woman who was really enthusiastic about buying toilet paper.
36. The influencer who took the "coronavirus challenge" a little too far.
37. The "eccentric" Florida primary voter.
38. The Florida sheriff who doesn't get this whole COVID-19 spreading thing.
39. The people trapped in an elevator because of an alligator.
40. The Florida man with the worst luck.
41. The Florida man who really wanted people to socially distance.
42. The Florida man who is just really, really into candles.
43. The Florida man with a lot of blood on his hands.
44. The Florida woman who takes this whole wearing–a–face mask thing a little too seriously.
45. The Florida man misting the streets with hydrogen peroxide.
46. The Florida man with a parrot problem.
47. The Florida man who didn't order that burger.
48. The Florida woman who really could have used Maury Povich.
49. The Florida machete man.
50. The Florida man who got lucky with his leg.
