Warning: There may be some minor American Horror Story spoilers.
2. Dylan McDermott, oh my sweet (and sometimes fictionally violent + crazy), Dylan McDermott.
4. Are you an alien? How does one remain so flawlessly gorgeous over the course of so many years?
5. Basically, HOW ARE YOU 52?
7. Remember when you were only like 1/4 as hot as you are now and that was 20 years ago?
8. And then you came back into our lives and lit’rally changed all conceptions on aging?
10. What makes you smile? What are your hobbies? Marry me?
17. … sensually eating a banana…
21. How do you expect us, as human beings, to behave?
26. *Furiously masturbates*
- A draft of a plan to repeal Obamacare was released that'll block federal funds from Planned Parenthood and cut healthcare benefits granted under the law.
- The widow of a Kansas immigrant who was allegedly killed by a white nationalist demanded answers from the government about stopping hate crimes in the US.
- Time to change your passwords: Uber and Fitbit are among the millions of websites that may have been compromised 🔐
- A billboard in North Carolina that claims "Real men provide. Real women appreciate it," has sparked controversy across the country 👀