Warning: There may be some minor American Horror Story spoilers.
2. Dylan McDermott, oh my sweet (and sometimes fictionally violent + crazy), Dylan McDermott.
4. Are you an alien? How does one remain so flawlessly gorgeous over the course of so many years?
5. Basically, HOW ARE YOU 52?
7. Remember when you were only like 1/4 as hot as you are now and that was 20 years ago?
8. And then you came back into our lives and lit’rally changed all conceptions on aging?
10. What makes you smile? What are your hobbies? Marry me?
17. … sensually eating a banana…
21. How do you expect us, as human beings, to behave?
26. *Furiously masturbates*
- Explosions outside of a major sports stadium in Istanbul, Turkey, on Saturday evening have injured at least 20 people.
- Gen. David Petraeus helped block the autopsy of an Afghan man who died mysteriously in US custody, emails obtained by BuzzFeed News show.
- US intelligence officials issued repeated warnings to European allies about attacks by Russia-backed hackers, but it was too little, too late.
- People are in love with a dog who rides around in a decked out dog car spreading Christmas cheer to hospital patients 🐶🎄