Dear Enrique Iglesias, Thank You For All The Work You've Done Contributing To My Sexual Awakening
Enrique Iglesias made me gay(er).
The underwear aisle...
...Danny...
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...and any guy who was ever wearing a Speedo are all little things that contributed to my gayness.
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But, for me, the biggest contributing factor was actually Enrique Iglesias.
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Side note: I also came outta the womb flaming.
You see, growing up gay, I always appreciated Enrique's arms.
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I appreciated the side of his face.
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I appreciated his general being and aura (I'm really into vibes lately).
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I could ignore his tragic/insane early 2000s style because he would do this thing where he randomly lifted his shirt exposing his torso.
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Really, early 2000s fashion was awful but, excuse me while I get poetic, beneath it was beauty.
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Yes, even in this bucket hat I WOULD.
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BUT REALLY, it all started with the "Be With You" and "Escape" music videos.
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SPECIFICALLY AND PARTICUARLY, this part:
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It changed me.
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For the rest of time, I knew I was gay.
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So, thank you, Enrique.
Thank you for this gorgeous CD cover I would casually and secretly admire in FYE.
Thank you for always taking off your shirt.
Thank you for wearing beanies with tank tops.
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Thank you for this gif.
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Thank you for letting this woman put her ugly scarf on you.
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And again, just want to make it clear, thank you for all of the *moments like this*
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In conclusion, WHAT I WOULD DO TO BE THIS WOMAN.
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F*CK HER. JK, she's prob cool. I'm just bitter and jealous. Happy for you, bb.