Everyone Is Thirsting Over "Dollarita Steve" After He Went Viral For This Post-Earthquake Interview

    I guess I need to go to Applebee's then!

    Matt Stopera
    by Matt Stopera

    BuzzFeed Staff

    There was an earthquake in San Francisco on Friday.

    Good evening Bay Area, CA. Did you feel the magnitude 3.9 earthquake about 1 mile northeast of Millbrae at 6:38 pm? The #ShakeAlert system was activated. See: https://t.co/LGdzH69Ho9 @Cal_OES @CAGeoSurvey @ListosCA pic.twitter.com/4fgLvvFZXo

    — USGS ShakeAlert (@USGS_ShakeAlert) October 28, 2023
    Twitter: @USGS_ShakeAlert

    The magnitude 3.9 earthquake didn't cause any immediate damage, so it was kind of a non-news event, except for the fact that KTVU News interviewed a man who was slammin' dollaritas at an Applebee's and now is going viral for it.

    San Francisco skyline
    Travelview / Getty Images

    It's this man, Steve Mazzari:

    Steve Mazzari, a 6-year Bay Area resident says he was "slammin' 'Dollaritas'" at the Fisherman's Wharf Applebee's when a magnitude 3.7 #earthquake, epicentered near Millbrae, struck. https://t.co/90LrYW5qC1 pic.twitter.com/h3QChH09zO

    — KTVU (@KTVU) October 28, 2023
    KTVU/ Twitter: @KTVU

    Steve told KTVU he was "slammin' dollaritas" at Applebee's when the earthquake hit. "It was a big shake. It was probably a couple of seconds, but everyone stopped talking. It was heavy, it was a big one," he said.

    Closeup of Steve Mazzari
    KTVU

    That's all it took for Dollarita Steve to go viral.

    Now this is news. https://t.co/LXIUR3z6kQ

    — LIVE 105 (@live105fm) October 28, 2023
    KTVU/Twitter: @live105fm

    Horny people all over the internet came together to celebrate this dollarita-loving man.

    dollarita steve if you are reading this im free tonight if you want to hang out tonight when im free https://t.co/js4KoCduv1

    — victoria (@sp00kyvic) October 30, 2023
    KTVU/ Twitter: @sp00kyvic

    From "I'm just a Dollarita, sir"...

    I'm just a Dollarita, sir https://t.co/JV5XdnXAJ9

    — Heauxletariat 🏳️‍🌈 🌹 (@DerAnwalt83) October 29, 2023
    KTVU/Twitter: @DerAnwalt83

    ...to "The nose, mustache, and hand size tell me everything I need to know."

    the nose, mustache, and hand size tell me everything i need to know https://t.co/vgdTz9FNEM

    — sinéad (@sineaddowning) October 29, 2023
    KTVU/Twitter: @sineaddowning

    Mr. Mazzari has captured everyone's dollarita-lovin' hearts <3

    Need Steve to know I’m deeply in love with him. https://t.co/iJxwHJ7aic

    — whore vidal (@LeKateDangereux) October 29, 2023
    Twitter: @LeKateDangereux

    Anyway, I just love when a random person goes viral for basically doing nothing.

    i’ve never wanted a man more https://t.co/dYa2IjdcVw

    — cj! (@givemechelsey) October 28, 2023
    KTVU/Twitter: @givemechelsey

    I think this person sums it up best:

    Imagine going to Applebees for a dollarita and walking out as an icon https://t.co/Rvih3LWyBW

    — g 🦋 (@gikneesbees) October 29, 2023
    KTVU/ Twitter: @gikneesbees